hiro thesis

From: Hironori Ito (hito@students.phsx.ukans.edu)
Date: Thu Aug 22 2002 - 18:03:49 EDT

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    	Hello.  I have an announcement.  I am finally freed.  The ticket
    to my freedom, "Charged-Particle Multiplicities for Only
    Dummies" (ok.  that was really the intended title until the invisible hand
    overwrote it.)  It is available in Japanese for free.  The version of the
    thesis in any other languages is available by the additional fees based on
    a language insanity factor.  In case you do not know the factor for a
    particular language, here is the rule for calculation.
    
    1. the number of the style of plural in the language.  For example,
    in English, s, es, ies--->  3
    
    2. the number of article. For example, in English, a, an, the----> 3
    
    3. add the number in #1 and #2, and multiply that number by the number of
    gender+1.  For example, English does not have a gender.  ---> (3+3)*1=6
    
    4.  divide the total number of character that Japanese do not use by
    10.  For example, in English, 26/10=2.6 
    
    5.  Add the number from #3 and #4 and multiply by 100.  This is the cost
    for that language.   For example, for English, (6+2.6)*$100 = $860 
    
    
    Ok.  stop kidding here.  If you want to read my thesis for some strange
    reason, it is available in Japanglish.  (If all of those different versions
    of English (American, British, Australian, New Zealand etc...), Japanglish
    must be just fine.  It is available at
    http://pii3.brahms.bnl.gov/~hito/thesis/thesis.ps
    
    
    If you are still not freed, good luck to you.  There is supposedly a light
    at the end of the tunnel, even though I have not seen it yet.  
    
    	Hiro
    



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